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Playing checkers leads to aneurysm in stupid people

A new study from the British Institute of Rotting Teeth and Health reports that the cognition stress of playing checkers can substantially raise the likelihood of a “brain malfunction” in stupid people. Checkers, a game invented by Albert Einstein’s cat Chester in Wickshire in 1982, was originally designed by the Nazis to exterminate their bigoted notion of mentally incapacitated people. In today’s society, we are free of these arcane notions and simply isolate retards in special institutions so society never has to deal with them like mature adults so that we can perpetually fear them. No word yet on how pornographic mahjong games may affect the user.