- as congress closes, senate has one difficult issue left
- “economy? foriegn relations? finding justice for victims whose
throats have been slashed by the edges of those new tapered and
therefore deadly iPhones?” no.
- classic rotunda design since, let’s say, 1200 B.C.
- dust everywhere
- asthmatic senators
- just last week the proposal to provide relief to Katrina survivors
got tangled with a bill to invade Pakistan
- now they’re going to construct a bridge across New Orleans
- “a great big bridge with fabulous tits” says one
- “wasn’t New Orleans three years ago?”
- “better late than never, right?”
- “not really”
- “yes really now do you really want to tangle yourself with the dark
mauvers”
- waved paintbrush threateningly at me, a paintbrush in the shape of a tit
- “now that’s just preposterous”
- invade New Orleans
- “how am i going to fabricate the evidence on this one” says White
House staff
- senators walk around in circles and circles, always lost
- new design: an exact replica of Ford’s Theatre
- old senators in balconies above the panopticon that is C-SPAN where
they can sleep in peace
- finalize wallpaper color
- senator from oregon motions to change color to mauve
- senator from idaho tells senator from oregon to take his mauve and
shove it up his wrinkled butt
- we want dark mauve
- a contentious debate between mauvers and dark mauvers
- green
- “fucking greeners, just distracting the American public with their
third-color ideas”
- “i just want a tiling tit pattern”
- “motion to quash this tit idea. we already have a majority ruling on
cleavage.”
- “that was before the supreme court upheld the separation of snuggly
spaces and state”
- “who in their right mind snuggles between tits?”
- the debate between tits and cleavage rages on, hard.